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Monday, September 10, 2007

Text messages from Northumberland to my friend Sarah in Germany

1) I should have thought that you need sun and rain for a rainbow to form, the British rainbow does not need sun. And the tides here are so strong because of the litter, self-cleaning beaches. Lucky folks. From: manonafence

2)Hi Sarah, regards out from a bunch of grown fat pirates overrun and conquered by mutineering fertile slaves.

3) A Lady bumped me off my bike and no escape. And I had just wanted to make amends and say: the Germans are unappetising leftovers, ungraciouis losers who want to win too hard. The "Deutsche Tiefe" is caused by being bottomheavy and compares to thinking underwater, somewhat muddled.

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