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Monday, September 10, 2007

Text messages from Northumberland to my friend Sarah in Germany

1) I should have thought that you need sun and rain for a rainbow to form, the British rainbow does not need sun. And the tides here are so strong because of the litter, self-cleaning beaches. Lucky folks. From: manonafence

2)Hi Sarah, regards out from a bunch of grown fat pirates overrun and conquered by mutineering fertile slaves.

3) A Lady bumped me off my bike and no escape. And I had just wanted to make amends and say: the Germans are unappetising leftovers, ungraciouis losers who want to win too hard. The "Deutsche Tiefe" is caused by being bottomheavy and compares to thinking underwater, somewhat muddled.

ALIVE



Survival in the Scottish Borders, Jedburgh, 6 September 2007